Today's fortune: If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances

If I'm never scared, good, dont like that feeling anyway, If I'm never embarressed, better, it means that high school passed and I'm not singing in public drunk (or am I), and If I never get hurt from now on, praise to the lord! Pain sucks anyway, unless it's small bites near the ear and some fingernails scratching my back.

Maybe It means that I have cojones, dont give a shit about what the others are thinking and I'm careful with what I am doing.

Got milk? (pussy, go grab some beer)

some stuff that my drunken patience helped me to explain

ok, i didnt know that i have to explain irony, but as some friends of mine are asking why is fallow and not follow Ill say it once: fallow is an agricultural practice to work the land with some poison or animal manure so unwanted herbs cant grow, as an adjective means a person without culture (inculto, inculta [ĩ'kultu, ĩ'kultɐ]) so, it's not saying, and in the same time wants to express it, for you to follow this blog or not, it's just some sarcastic way to say, be stupid or not, and its not about you that read this piece of crap it's about the piece of crap itself.

Irony, making insults better to be expressed since ellipsis!

tyty

I am up for it

lights and colors they dont even match, the day has gone the nite is last the wound is past cuase alcoohol talks lauder inside my head... and like John Wilmot, aka The Earl of Rochester would say, young lady "I wish you to shag", thats the best of fortune anyone can have... "I wish you to shag." thats the way it is done since the begining and it will be at the last.

anyone can drink, not many can match my determination.

Today's fortune: If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion

I'll wait for a long time till it says u'll win a million bucks tomorrow. Anyway, time is short today so I'll just say that I like to have choices, other ways to be happy, not that I'm not benevolent but beer makes me happy too and I'm funny when I'm drunk (I dont really remember these moments, but people told me so) so im happy and i'm makin people happy. free will to find a way to make people happy! Or free will to make them suffer in pain for eternity (gods free will by the way, if my interpretation is not wrong, cause he can do whatever cross his mind even saves a motherfucker convi or a ho ((by the way I think they all deserves to get into heaven, served this planet a great job making people happy since day 1)) ). Using his book in my advantage, he grew a tree with fruits that had the power to send man out of the garden to suffer or, in case Adan didn't want to try it, stay inside and get bored with the lift songs of the place. Thanks to Eve nowadyas we have Rock, by the way Ben Kweller - Make it Up is the soundtrack of this arcticle.

Life is too short, long enough or too long, how you live it: you choose.

"Good night Benjamin!" "Good night Daisy."

Today's fortune: It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious

I dunno whats going on with orkut, if he is on crack, been abused, childhood trauma, but the thing is, THIS IS NOT MY FORTUNE, it's more like if it is speaking its mind... luckly this time I couldnt agree more, I wouldnt call it charm but to keep up a good bar/club/pub/or any social meeting place conversation at least the main ideas of the talk has to be of common interest... and people for jhsc, my man, sakes when the conversation is been abruptly interrupted in every damn 5 minutes and those minutes inbetween lasts at least 2 minutes in each pause the best to do is "farewell, keep up with your lovely evening, im out of here" "live long and prosper" (for the geek conventions if this is a case of a geek in need).

Life is too short to waste time on tedious moments.

By my heel, I care not.

Today's fortune: Try to compliment someone today

I'll try to be cool and not become a hatter, but da fuck? this is not even a fortune, this is more like an advice from my grandmah when we use to go visit my uncles, aunts and cousins and she would tell me to be nice and compliment those fat ugly ladies, nothing against fat people anyway im chubby so fuck off, with hypocritictal lies on their faces telling them "oh lord, you are looking good" "ooo aunt, you're the sweetest person in the world" while in my thoughts like "go to a spa for god sakes" and "one more piece of cake and this bitch will fly in pieces all over the room" was poping up like a hijack in a nasty infected pc. But anyway, I'll try to do it, if I really see somebody that deserves to be complimented, not that my compliment matters but I'll not lie using politeness as a main wheel in all social conventions. by the way i don't really care about politeness theory cause, like my folks use to say, ugly face (read negative face) is hunger to me, go eat something.

life is too short to be stupid.

peace out.